I know why you're here. You want to know how much this PIG ROAST is going to cost, right? Well, before you click on that Cost link, let me talk to you about something. No one does what I do, better than me. Here's why: First and foremost, I'm experienced, honest, and trustworthy. Secondly, the value. EVERY pig roast comes with the following: Au Gratin Potatoes, Baked Beans, Slaw or Salad, Fresh baked Rolls and the soon-to-be world famous PLOPS! Did I mention that EVERYTHING is homemade? I don't mean I pull it out of a box and say it's homemade, I mean I make EVERYTHING for your party from scratch (except the rolls , although freshly baked from Tarts & Truffles and the pig of course) And guess what? I'll also provide: Checkered linen buffet table, a checkered linen carving table,uniformed staff, Plates, Napkins, Cutlery, Serving Utensils, Chaffing Dishes, Sterno, and Condiments.

The last reason why I do Pig Roasts best? The food. The delicious, juicy, succulent pork. The hot, cheesy, tangy, Au Gratins, the Plops' chocolaty deliciousness. The FOOD! It's just so darn good. It doesn't get much easier, oh, and the price is OINK-OINK right.

Now that we've talked, I can say with 100% confidence, that you will not find better food for a better price. Well, maybe when pigs fly! Go ahead, click on that cost link now, give Porkie a call and let's roast!